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2. "He wanted me to slap his balls"
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Sex isn't always perfect. I suggested he put the bed sheet between us and dry hump, because it would still give us stimulation. We didn't use a condom because I have the implant and we've both been tested. I went to the bathroom and had an unexpectedly violent sneeze.
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